Date Published: 8/1/2013
Where many see the Bible as the pathway to Heaven, others say it should be covered in a brown paper bag because it is so, so filthy.
There are hundreds of sex acts implied in the first book of the bible and none initiated by a woman. How can that be? How has nobody ever described how each of them would have played out in biblical language? If the writers and translators of the Bible had been a little less prudish we might have an entirely different relationship between sex and religion than we have now. In Genesis there is sex before marriage, threesomes, incest, group sex, kinky fetish cuckolding, gay sex and more.
Isn't it time that you read the Bible for the dirty parts? Using the seminal King James Bible in its Elizabethan English as spring board,"Genesis Deflowered" makes the beginning of the Bible come out as a sexy, readable and fun erotic novel.
"Genesis Deflowered ": equal parts holy scripture and blaspheming scandal
EXCERPTS
And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and
dwelt in the land of Nod , on the east of Eden
And
Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of
the other Zillah. And in the tent they lay with each other. Lamech upon his
knees knew the secrets of Adah. And Zillah delighted in the breast of Adah, as
Lamech took the plow to the fertile land of Adah. And the liver of Adah shook,
as they saw the garden together; and the seeds of Lamech scattered in the land
of Adah. Then Zillah came upon Adah, and tasted of her mouth and polished neck,
and found her secret with her hand. And by her hand did they journey to the
garden. Lamech touched the faces of Adah and Zillah, and then he rested. And
Zillah parted the thighs of Adah, and tasted of her nakedness until they saw
the garden. And Zillah woke Lamech, so that she might be filled for her hunger.
And Zillah and Adah hid the rod amidst their breasts, and drank of the staff of
Lamech, as he anointed them. Lamech pressed into the waters of the land of
Zillah, and scattered his seed there. And that night Lamech and Adah and Zillah
rested together in the garden.
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And Bilhah stumbled and faltered upon her words to Jacob as he clutched upon her breast. And Jacob did kiss Bilhah; and her mouth spoke where her words could not. And Rachel called to Jacob from the door to press upon her thighs hence. And Jacob spake to Rachel, Woman thou hast called me here; and I shall do it. And Bilhah haltingly spake that her womb was not yet soft, and that it must be spoken to in tongues without words, so that it might soften. And Jacob set himself to that purpose, and did speak in tongues without words to the womb of Bilhah. And Bilhah called for the staff of Jacob. And Jacob did present the staff to Bilhah. But Rachel could not stay at the door of the tent any longer with the heat built within her thighs for Jacob. And Rachel ran into the center of the tent, and knelt at the staff of Jacob and kissed it, and then planted the staff in the garden of Bilhah. And Jacob felt the earth of the garden clutch upon the staff. And Jacob cried out in joy; and Bilhah followed in her joy. And Rachel was in gladness when the seed was planted in the soft womb. And Bilhah conceived, and bare Jacob a son. And Rachel said, God hath judged me, and hath also heard my voice, and hath given me a son: therefore called she his name Dan. And Bilhah strove to keep her words of her love for her son to herself, lest her words falter, and find disfavour in the eyes of Rachel. And Jacob knew Rachel but, lo, her womb was still hardened by the LORD. And Rachel did set Jacob upon Bilhah to know her again, so that she might have more sons to win favour in the eyes of Jacob, and quell her envy of Leah her sister. And Bilhah grew some courage in her words to Jacob, and spake of her desire to know the staff of Jacob. And Jacob held Bilhah with tender love. And he kissed her. And Bilhah did press her back to the belly of Jacob; and Jacob did seize upon the breast of Bilhah. And Bilhah Rachel’s maid conceived again, and bare Jacob a second son. And Rachel said, With great wrestlings have I wrestled with my sister, and I have prevailed: and she called his name Naphtali.
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And Bilhah stumbled and faltered upon her words to Jacob as he clutched upon her breast. And Jacob did kiss Bilhah; and her mouth spoke where her words could not. And Rachel called to Jacob from the door to press upon her thighs hence. And Jacob spake to Rachel, Woman thou hast called me here; and I shall do it. And Bilhah haltingly spake that her womb was not yet soft, and that it must be spoken to in tongues without words, so that it might soften. And Jacob set himself to that purpose, and did speak in tongues without words to the womb of Bilhah. And Bilhah called for the staff of Jacob. And Jacob did present the staff to Bilhah. But Rachel could not stay at the door of the tent any longer with the heat built within her thighs for Jacob. And Rachel ran into the center of the tent, and knelt at the staff of Jacob and kissed it, and then planted the staff in the
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Matthew Stillman, born & bred New Yorker, ran program development at Food Network for many years.
He conceived of & produced the film "The End of Poverty?" that premiered at the Cannes Film Festival & went to 40 film festivals. He spoke at the UN four times about the film.
A lifetime with literature, inner spiritual work from different traditions, creativity & play, he has written "Genesis Deflowered" in a genre that he may have just made up - Biblical Erotica written in Elizabethan English
Website: stillmansays.com
Twitter: @stillmansays
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